Am I the only one who actively avoids watching people kiss? Like, on tv, on stage, on the street… I don’t know, it seems… Rude? For me to be watching?
And yeah, figures the one thing I consider rude over anything else is watching people kiss
….. I’m gonna take a nap
You just have to believe in it (2013)
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
That’s it. That’s tumblr.
this is surprisingly accurate
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
are you satan
done with this site
It just kept blowing my mind AND KEPT GOING
This is actually scaring me now……
If you wake up drunk, you should only take a cold shower if your med student roommate needs to observe the effects of hypothermia for a big test.
#3. A Cold Shower Does Nothing to Speed Sobriety
[M]ost of us know the joys of waking up drunk after a night of partying. It’s usually a week after we swore to never do that again. So what happens if you have things to do and people to meet, but you still need to hold onto the walls to stop the room from spinning? Conventional wisdom says that you jump into a cold shower to scare your body sober.
But Actually …
It turns out your shower water does not possess any magical healing properties. It does, however, have the ability to give you hypothermia when you’re drunk.
What Can You Do Instead?
Although there are a million different folk cures for drunkenness, from coffee to Berocca to a round of slaps to the face, the truth is that the only true way to sober up is to wait it out while your punished, weeping liver churns through the alcohol.
Wow. That last sentence hit hard.
There are those that do not believe that a single soul born in heaven can split into twin spirits and shoot like falling stars to earth where over oceans and continents their magnetic forces will finally unite them back into one. But, how else to explain love at first sight?